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Interviews - Mizz Fat Booty

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Alex: We’re here with Power 96’s late night DJ Mizz Fat Booty, the Sexiest Voice on the Radio. How you doin tonight?

Mizz Fat Booty: I’m good thanks!

Alex: That’s good! So how long have you been in this business?

Booty: I’ve been with Power 96 for over a year and a half. I started out answering the phones taking requests. I’ve been on the air for 3 months.

Alex: What made you chose radio?

Booty: I want to work for MTV. I started out with Channel 7 News but I love music so I switched to radio.

Alex: Did you go to school for this?

Booty: I have an Associates degree in Communication and I’m going for my Bachelors in TV & Broadcasting at FIU.

Alex: It’s obvious why they call you Mizz Fat Booty, but who gave you the name?

Booty: ChiChi did, she works here at Power 96. My name originally was DJ Lick It.

Alex: Interesting. So have you ever kissed a girl?

Booty: Yes, quite a few. The first time was when I was 14. Me and a good friend of mine were drunk and wondering what it would be like to kiss a girl. Now she’s a total Bull Dyke.

Alex: Do my good looks intimidate you?

Booty: <awkward silence>

Alex: So..uh……who’s your favorite Artist?

Booty: It’s a toss up between Fred Durst and Jim Morrison.

Alex: That’s quite a contrast.

Booty: Yea I’m like a Ghetto Metalhead, a cross between Limp Bizkit and Lil Kim.

Alex: Limp Kim.

Booty: <more silence>

Alex: So where are you from?

Booty: I was born in Orlando but raised in North Miami. I went to Edison High in Little Haiti.

Alex: Are you single?

Booty: Yes, by choice and loving every minute of it!

Alex: What kind of music do you make love to?

Booty: Korn, when I masturbate in the shower with the shower head/massager I crank up Limp Bizkits 3 Dollar Bill Ya’ll.

Alex: <staring off into distance for several moments>

Booty: You alright man?

Alex: Huh? Oh! Yea I’m fine thanks, Um..Before radio what did you do?

Booty: I was a waitress at a bunch of different places. Cheesecake Factory, Roadhouse, Bennigans. You name it I worked there.

Alex: If not radio what would you be doing right now?

Booty: Porn. No seriously, something in the music industry.

Alex: Where’s the craziest place you ever had sex?

Booty: In the meter room outside of an office building. When we were done me and my ex came out naked and not even 20 feet away from us a bike cop rode by. Luckily he didn’t see us. And also in my neighbor’s yard. I couldn’t disrespect my mom and do it in hers.

Alex: Yea that would have been wrong. How’d you hook up with Power 96?

Booty: Persistence. I must of filled out an app at least 5 or 6 times. Finally I set my ego aside and took an entry level position for $5.50 an hour. Big thanks to DJ Zog for hiring me. I love you!

Alex: Have you ever been in a threesome.

Booty: Yes!

Alex: With two guys or two girls?

Booty: Both!

Alex: <staring off into the distance>

Booty: Yo man!

Alex: Sorry! So..Uhm…Who was your favorite New Kid on the Block?

Booty: I never listened to those faggots. I was ten when they came out but I was listening to Paula Abdul and Madonna.

Alex: What do you like your men in, boxers or briefs?

Booty: Boxers.

Alex: Favorite sexual position?

Booty: I love them all but if I had to choose I’d pick doggy cause I got a big ass and the guy can grab my hips firmly and….well, you know!

Alex: I’m not sure I do can you elaborate a little for our readers?

Booty: Next Question.

Alex: Right, Ok, when are you on the air?

Booty: Every night from 2am – 6am.

Alex: When was your most embarrassing moment?

Booty: The other day I totally busted my ass in front of Chubaka. I was walking up a slope in heels and fell flat on my ass in front of him and his entire entourage.

Alex: What’s the best line ever used on you?

Booty: I like it kept simple like, you’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. Flattery will get you everywhere, but keep your compliments believable. Don’t go up to a girl with no tits and say you’ve got the nicest chest I’ve ever seen. That’s just corny.

Alex: Do you have any fantasies?

Booty: I want to have a guy go down on me under the desk while I’m on the air. And to have a threesome with Eminem and Fred Durst.

Alex: Hmn, I’m just under 5 foot 8 I could probably fit under that desk.

Booty: (what can best be described as a “yea right” look)

Alex: Anything you’d like to tell our readers about yourself?

Booty: I come off as a freak but I’m a very spiritual person. No matter how raunchy I get I’m a firm believer in god. Without him nothing could be possible.

Alex: Where can the guys that masturbate every night to your voice go to see you in person?

Booty: I’m at Club Deep in Miami every Sunday night.

Alex: Can I buy a mix CD off of you?

Booty: Yeah, I got reggae, booty, metal even 80’s. Anything you need. Email me at MiamisCraziest@aol.com with your requests.

Alex: What kind of guys are you attracted to?

Booty: All kinds, white, black, spanish, guys and girls. I’m not a lesbian, I just love the female body.

Alex: I know how you feel.

Booty: I also love guys that are covered in tattoos and people who aren’t embarrassed to make a fool of themselves in public.

Alex: How about guys that make a fool of themselves during an interview?

Booty: <more silence>

Alex: Who’s the sexiest woman?

Booty: Jamie Presly and Pamela Anderson.

Alex: You know Pamela has Hepatitis right?

Booty: Really? Then just Jamie Presly.

Alex: What are your turn-ons?

Booty: Guys who enjoy giving oral, that don’t do it just to please me but because they get off on doing it. That’s sexy.

Alex: Did you happen to notice my go-tee?

Booty: <awkward silence>

Alex: So you grew up in Miami? Do you believe in the Chupacabra?

Booty: Sure, I believe in Aliens why not those fuckers?

Alex: Anything you’d like to say to the young readers out there who want to break into the business?

Booty: Don’t give up. You can accomplish anything in life. I’m living proof of that.

Alex: Wanna give any Shout Outs?

Booty: Shout out to my mom. Thank you for the big ass. Who knows where I’d be today without it. And if there are any rich guys out there who would like to buy me a condo let me know.

Alex: I see that you’re on AOL (points to computer)

Booty: Yea it helps pass the time.

Alex: You ever have cyber-sex with anyone?

Booty: Actually I was before you got here, so can we wrap this up?

Alex: Really? I’m on AOL too, you think maybe I can put you on my Buddy List and IM you sometime?

Booty: No more questions!