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Interview - Daisy

Alex: We're here with Daisy Deadpetals, the hardest working Queen in show biz. How you feeling tonight?
Daisy: I'm tired and my balls itch.

Alex: Uh, lets get started shall we? How'd you get into this business?
Daisy: As a kid I did shows in my neighborhood and I would invite all my neighbors to come and watch. I would dress up and perform as Cindi Lauper or Madonna. I remember one of the guys had an awkward smile on his face and you could hear him thinking "what a little flamer" and the woman just sat there shaking her head with her hand on her cheek.

Alex: Like Ricky Lake does?
Daisy: What?

Alex: Never mind, so when was the first time you dressed in drag?
Daisy: My mother has a picture of me when I was 6 wearing one of her bikinis.

Alex: When did you realize you were gay?
Daisy: Since as long as I can remember. When I was young I always liked my little best friends.

Alex: How did your family handle it?
Daisy: My dad was surprisingly great about it. My mom cried at first but said she loved me anyways. Now she comes to some of my shows and even gives me some ideas on skits.

Alex: What was your most embarrassing moment?
Daisy: I did this number called On the Farm. I was dressed as a cow and when I bent down to lay my eggs my balls came out.

Alex: Do you tape your package down?
Daisy: Hell no. I used to, but that shit hurts and you have to be constantly shaved.

Alex: Like a 6 year old Asian boy?
Daisy: What?!?

Alex: Uhm nothing, so uh, tell our readers, have you ever gotten a hard-on while in drag?
Daisy: Yea but it's always been at times when it was appropriate.

Alex: That's good, you must get hit on by girls all the time, when was the last time you slept with one?
Daisy: When I was 15 for like 3 seconds. My dick wouldn't stay hard and the rubber we had was a crusty old one that we got out of a vending machine. It looked like it was older than me. Luckily it broke and I got out of there.

Alex: 3 seconds? Wow you got my best time beat.
Daisy: (disgusted look)

Alex: What are your goals in life?
Daisy: To be a successful stand-up comedian. Look at all these fuckers getting sitcoms now and making tons of money.

Alex: If someone paid for the operation, would you have "it" removed?
Daisy: My dick? Fuck no! I love it. I just like to prance around as a girl.

Alex: Are you wearing the panties your mother laid out for you?
Daisy: The what?

Alex: Moving on. Every week your show is different, where do you come up with the ideas for each gig?
Daisy: I can't watch a movie, hear a song or see a commercial without thinking about how I can use it in my show. It's really annoying.

Alex: I think Tommy would make an ugly woman what do you think?
Daisy: Absolutely. I also think you two are closet homos.

Alex: Uhm, lets just stick to answering the questions I ask, ok?
Daisy: You're the one in denial honey not me.

Alex: Where do you get your outfits?
Daisy: At the mall. I used to be self conscious and felt like everyone was looking at me. Now I'm like fuck it.

Alex: Where are you from originally?
Daisy: Syracuse, NY

Alex: And what were you like in high school?
Daisy: I was the class clown. I came from a small town but surprisingly I never had any problems, I was also in drama.

Alex: A Drama Queen, Ha! Get it?
Daisy: (blank stare)

Alex: Tommy wanted me to ask this next question.
Daisy: OK

Alex: Isn't it true that most bald guys are gay?
Daisy: Hopefully.

Alex: How'd you come up with the name Daisy Deadpetals?
Daisy: It's a Tori Amos song.

Alex: Who's that?
Daisy: You really are straight aren't you honey?

Alex: That's what I tell myself every night. Where's the craziest place you ever got busy?
Daisy: At VooDoo Lounge in the drag dressing room.

Alex: What's the last regular job you had?
Daisy: As a receptionist at a hair salon.

Alex: You ever work in a McDonalds or anything like that?
Daisy: I applied there but they rejected me cause I had long hair and I refused to cut it. Fuck that I'm a diva baby!

Alex: Can someone reading this hire you to MC a bat mitzvah or a child's birthday party?
Daisy: Absolutely, I emceed a lesbian wedding before.

Alex: Do you want to give a shout-out to anyone?
Daisy: To Wendy from VooDoo Lounge. To you guys, BrowardHotSpots.com, I love your site. To Scarletts and to all the straight guys who get too drunk to realize that I'm a guy with a wig on.

Alex: Speaking of VooDoo, rumor has it that you got a month in their calendar. Is that true?
Daisy: You'll just have to buy one and see won't you?

Alex: Would you ever consider taking full frontal nudity pictures.
Daisy: Depends, how much are you offering?

Alex: I wasn't asking for me. I was asking for a friend.
Daisy: Sure Sailor, whatever you say.

Alex: So when you're out of drag do you pee standing up or sitting down?
Daisy: Both.

Alex: When you're with someone are you the giver or the taker?
Daisy: (moving towards Alex) Here let me show you.

Alex: (Quickly getting up and yelling response on way out) I think I hear my girlfriend calling me I gotta go.
Daisy: Hold on bitch, where you going?