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Alex:
We're in front of Voodoo Lounge
with BrowardHotSpots.com's Doorman of the year, LJ. How you doing
tonight?
LJ: (looking at crowd of people trying to get into Voodoo)
You couldn't come earlier?
Tommy: Alex was having a bad
hair day.
(LJ and Tommy laughing)
Alex: Can we get started please?
LJ: Go ahead.
Alex: You've been in the club
scene for as long as I can remember. How'd you get started in this
business?
LJ: I started about 6 or 7 years
ago by handing out passes for the old Club Boca.
Alex: What's the stupidest thing
someone's said to you to try and get into the club for free?
Tommy: (imitating Alex's voice)
Hey I'll interview you if you let me in.
LJ: (laughing) No the worst has
to be "LJ's my brother"
Alex: Who's the biggest
celebrity you've let into a club?
LJ: I've met everyone from Wayne
Gretsky to Lil Kim but Muhammad Ali is at the top of my list by far
and James Caan is up there too, after all he was in the Godfather.
Alex: How many times do you warn
somebody to get out of your face before you smack them?
LJ: The smack is the warning.
Alex: Be honest- you like it
when me and Tommy keep you guys company at the door don't you?
LJ: Yea right.
Alex: When you let someone in
the club is it OK for them to tip you?
LJ: Yes its OK.
Tommy: So go ahead and tip him
Mr. Hotshot-BrowardHotSpots.
Alex: I, uhm, I only have
twentys.
Tommy: Uh huh.
Alex: What's the shittiest club
you ever worked at?
LJ: I did a party at a club in
South Beach about 3 years ago on Fourth of July. I can't even remember
the name of the place.
Alex: What's your favorite
movie?
LJ: Once upon a time in America.
Alex: Is that the one with the
mouse?
Tommy: That's American Tail
asshole.
LJ: Fuckin Fievel.
(Tommy and LJ laughing)
Alex: Are you single?
LJ: Yes.
Alex:
What kind of girl are you
attracted to?
LJ: I like a positive, fun,
ballsy, Italian girl.
Alex: Got any pets?
LJ: A rottweiler named Bella.
Alex: Who would win in a fight,
Webster or Gary Coleman?
LJ: Gary Coleman, hands down.
Alex: If Me and Tommy got into a
fight, who's back would you get?
LJ: That depends on how you edit
this interview.
Alex: Where are you from
originally?
LJ: Bayonne, NJ. Shout out to my
big brother Frank he's the man up there.
Alex: What are your goals in
life?
LJ: To look back and say damn I
had a good time and to have 2-4 kids that I can spoil rotten.
Alex: Do you want to give any
shout-outs?
LJ: To my best boys Damon,
Kenney and Scott. Shout out to my wingman Cliff and the best staff in
the biz at the Voodoo Lounge.
Alex: If you were stranded on
the island, who would you bang, Ginger or Marianne?
LJ: Ginger in a landslide.
Alex: I always had a thing for
Mrs. Howell myself.
Tommy: Ohhhhh Professor.
LJ: (talking to bouncer) Could
you get these two assholes out of here please?
Alex: (while being escorted out)
Wait, boxers or briefs?
Tommy: (pointing to Alex while being shoved out)
I'm not with him.
LJ: Next in line?
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