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This article is
directed to everyone that feels the need to send out mass texts every
holiday. Please do me a favor the next time before you hit send and remove
my name from that list.
If your text isn’t
personalized then I’m going to assume that I was one of the 200 mostly
meaningless people in your contacts that got the same generic “happy
holidays! Gobble gobble!, if the pilgrims ate cats we’d be eating pussy
today, lol, im a fucking pathetic loser, etc.” bullshit messages.
Even worse than the
mass flooding of my inbox is how early some of you cock-suckers start
sending them out. Seriously, on a day that nobody works what kind of an
asshole sends out a mass text at 8am? You’re like the fucking Jehovah’s
Witnesses of text messaging.
To the people that
took the time out to specifically send me a text message I say thank you
and reciprocate the warm thoughts. To the mass texters I say you’re lucky
I don’t pay for each incoming text or you would have gotten a Go Fuck
Yourself text in return!
Happy Holidays!
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