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I cant fucking take this shit anymore. Everyone and their fucking mothers have power but me! One side of the fucking street does and I don’t!

Third world fucking countries have fucking power and I don’t!

Then I have to hear these cunts praising FP&L.

“Oh they’re doing their best! Lets give them a hand for doing such a good job!”

FUCK THEM!!! I’m fucking shaving my head by candlelight for a fucking week now.

I don’t want to hear about how well they’re helping everyone else, I want to be able to enjoy a cold drink, watch a lame ass dvd, surf the fuckin net and call a whore on the phone to shoot the shit.

Instead I have to be home by curfew to sit in a dark fucking house and try to read by flashlight while listening to some asshole on a AM radio station talk about how he had to wait in line for gas.

I’m an insomniac, on an average night I won’t fall asleep until well after 4 or 5am.

Now here I am a week later with no power. That’s no lights, no tv, no internet, nothing!

Then throw in the fact that we’ve had a curfew. A FUCKING CURFEW!!!

I’m 31 years old why the fuck do I need a curfew? I understand if they want to keep people from loitering in the streets and looting and what not.

But if I need to get from point A to point B and I’m not bothering anyone in the process than leave me the fuck alone!!

So anyway, take Tuesday as an example, it was 7pm. Curfew had past, there was no electricity and I was just sitting there in my room and I fucking zoned out, swear to God I was just sitting there for hours, eyes open with a blank fucking stare on my face.

I snapped out of it and looked around, the candle was burnt out and I literally lost like 2 or 3 hours of my life. I wasn’t asleep either. It was like my brain had a system overload and just fucking shutdown and it left me sitting there like a fucking vegetable.

Then throw in the fact that the pig I was dating decided this was a good time to end our “relationship”. Great timing bitch!

Lets fuck with the guy that’s having homicidal tendencies and see how he reacts!

The dicks at FPL have set a deadline of getting my power on sometime in the next 2 weeks. Oh fucking joy!

Take your fucking time, I love drinking warm water and taking ice cold showers.

As if the fucking ridiculous cost of living, the non-English speaking immigrants, the 3 month period of hurricanes and all the fake people we put up with down here weren’t enough reason for me leave Florida, being without power for 3 weeks might be the straw that breaks this fucking camels back.

I’ve sent my resume to several companies in Greece. If the right one responds I’ll be writing shit on a site about clubs in Athens by this time next month.

Fuck you very much!