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Relationship Tirade

I don’t know how or when the concept of marriage was created. More than likely religious leaders dreamt it up centuries ago as a way to better control people. How is it that society has successfully programmed us to believe that we need to select one person to fuck for the rest of our lives?

We as humans have basic needs and desires that the idea of marriage does not agree with. Human beings were not meant to be monogamous. If that was the case then once people were settled down they’d stop finding other people attractive. They wouldn’t want to screw anyone but the person that they were involved with.

Don’t just shrug this off and call me a typical male, that’s the exact point I’m trying to make here. The typical male, and female, were not meant to select one partner to be with for the rest of their lives, at least not sexually. This again is society’s programming.

How many of you male readers have been in relationships that you genuinely thought were meaningful, just to see them end and in no time at all “your girl” is fucking the next man? And ladies how many of you have found out that the guy you were with, that you thought was faithful, was screwing around on you?

For the 2 or 3 of you that the previous two sentences didn’t apply to, consider yourselves lucky that you’ve either made the right choices when dating or are just too ignorant to know about it when it did happen. Either way I envy you.

Looking back at the majority of my exes, very few stayed single long after we broke it off and I think it’d be safe to assume that the majority of them met their next boyfriends while we were still together. Some of them just flat out cheated on me or cheated on their boyfriends with me, by lying and saying they were single when we started dating.

I don’t hold grudges against any of them. They were doing what comes natural to them. You can’t blame the family dog for barking late at night. I’m sure he doesn’t know why he does it, he just does, he can’t help himself.

Much like the family dog (except for the loyalty) my exes, and yours, can’t help but look to satisfying their insecurities about another failed relationship so they jump into the waiting arms of the next idiot. I’ve always known that no matter how special a girl tries to make me feel, that there are at all times a limitless amount of guys, as good or better than me, just waiting to fuck her.

Because for men that’s really all it boils down to, sex! We don’t need the companionship, that’s what we have “our boys” for. We work hard to get the nice cars, to wear the best clothes, to have money to spend, so that we can get laid.

Now women you’re not at fault here. Men have always lied to you in order to get sex. We say whatever it takes to get you to sleep with us. We pretend to be shit we’re not and swear that we love you and only want to be with you. I know for a fact that at least 90% of the men you ladies have dated wanted to bang some of your closest friends when they were with you.

A guy knows within the first 5 seconds of meeting a woman if he’d screw her. For men it’s not a mental/emotional experience, its purely physical. Here’s what happens when any typical guy and his buddy are hanging out and a decent/hot girl walks by, a tap, a point and “I’d do her!”

Now back to relationships, how many of you have been in any that have ended nicely? None? How many of those same relationships have started off badly? None? See a pattern here?

When a guy and a girl start dating it’s all good times in the beginning because it’s a new experience with a new partner. Now fast forward a few months, the guy is sick of fucking the girl so he no longer gives her any attention. He makes excuses not to have sex with her or to get out of spending time with her all together.

This is the same guy who pretended to be whatever the girl wanted him to be in order to get her in the sack just a few months ago. And he’s not blowing her off because he doesn’t feel close to her or he dislikes her, but because he’s done everything possible to her sexually that he could by now.

The challenge and the thrill are gone. That’s why a lot of guys will do whatever they can to push a girl away from them just to turn around and beg her back as soon as she tries to leave, cause it’s a challenge again. Once he gets her back, he’s pushing her away again.

Usually the girl, feeling neglected, develops insecurities about herself. She ends up seeking comfort and reassurance that she’s still desirable by going to another man, who for him it’s a new and exciting experience, so he’s very happy and willing to go the extra distance to give her the attention she needs to feel beautiful and wanted. He’ll gladly have sex with her 3-4 times a day. See how he treats her after fucking her for a few months. By then she’ll be grooming his replacement.

I am in no way endorsing promiscuous behavior. There are way too many diseases out there. It’s just not safe, but that just backs my point. If people didn’t screw around, if they settled down and only screwed one person for the rest of their lives then diseases like AIDS would be extinct in a matter of a few years. Instead, even with all the knowledge we have today, its still spreading.

I’m not attacking women for being whores and I’m not attacking men for being pigs. Again we’re all just doing what comes natural. But what I am attacking is the whole idea of relationships in general and especially the joke that is marriage.

“Oh you just haven’t met the right girl yet!” I’ve heard that more times than I can remember. What they should be saying is “Bravo for not settling and marrying just any chick in order to satisfy society’s need for holy matrimony to be deemed successful in life.”

Who gives a fuck if you’re successful in life? Remember that no matter what we do, nobody gets out of life alive. In 200-300 years we, anyone we’ve ever met and any memory of us will be dead. It will be as if none of us ever existed. That is unless you become, or kill, someone famous.

Back to the subject, how many truly happy marriages do you know of? I think we’ve pretty much outgrown the whole concept. In case you were wondering, my parents are still together. They’ve had their share of fights but they are a very happy couple and have been together for over 30 years.

So that should blow my whole tirade out of the water, that proves everything that I’ve written to be false, right? Wrong! My parents are from a different generation, from a different society all together. They’re modern day dinosaurs.

Back in the early 1900’s people were marrying in their teens and divorces were unheard of. Now a day’s people in their late 20’s/early 30’s are into their second or third marriages. I have a feeling that hundreds of years from now, if the earth isn’t blown to hell by terrorists, that the whole idea of marriage will be all but obsolete.

After talking it over, both me and Tommy agreed that we would love more than anything to find girls to settle down with. That if we could find girls that are in the age range of 25-29, that are mature, good looking, that don’t have any major mental issues and have great asses, that we’d have no problem giving it a shot. I don’t see it happening.